Think of irony like this.
It is Monday and the snooze alarm malfunctioned, leaving no time for
coffee, much less breakfast. The hair
dryer is dead, but hair will dry driving to the office. After donning the only passably clean outfit
available, a search of the closet reveals that the dog has chewed the one pair
of acceptable shoes. Brown shoes clash with navy. Only a few minutes late;
the day is salvageable, but the car has a flat.
Your response is "Great!"
What you mean is "#&!!@?}" the "%*!?$[!" bad luck! The sentiments driving the statement are
opposite its actual meaning.
President O-buma’s choice of John Bryson to head the federal
Commerce Department is also ironic. To
say the least, radical environmentalists and industry are mostly incompatible. So, how can one reconcile Bryson’s founding
of the National Resources Defense Council with this recommendation? Investor’s Business Daily describes NRDC as perhaps
the most anti-energy, anti-growth progressive group on the planet. Bryson, an environmental lawyer, has had his
fingers in many pies.
The nominee has invested in and sits on the board of
directors of Coda Automotive. Coda has
offices in California, but its cars and the batteries that power them—this reveals
the true nature of O-buma’s sentiments toward US businesses—are manufactured by
slave labor in China. O-buma’s ideal
choice of a Commerce Secretary is outsourcing desperately needed jobs to China. This fact alone should disqualify him from
being Commerce Secretary, but there is more.
Coda says that it wants to build cars in America. However, PJM reports that Coda’s new CEO is Phil Murtaugh, former
head of GM Shanghai and Shanghai Automotive Industries Corps: if Coda intends
mainly to manufacture cars in the United States, analysts ask, why pick a new
CEO whose experience is in car production in Asia? It is inconsistent, since Coda has arranged
for Chinese automaker Hafei Automotive to build the cars, and for Tianjin-based
Lishen Battery to manufacture their batteries.
American jobs are an unlikely outcome.
According to the Wall Street Journal, Bryson has served
recently as chairman of BrightSource Energy, a startup specializing in
solar-thermal power, a company [that] has posted a string of net losses,
totaling $177 million. Not to worry,
BrightSource has a $1.6 billion loan guarantee from the Department of Energy,
one of the largest solar guarantees on record…federal provisions providing
solar projects with a 30% investment tax credit through 2016, as well as
accelerated depreciations of capital costs for solar entities, among other
goodies. This nomination smells like a quid pro quo exchange of government
subsidies in return for partisan political activities later.
The Washington Examiner observes that President
Obama's choice to lead the Commerce Department is a revolving-door former
regulator who has spent his private-sector career earning millions from
government-granted monopolies that depend on subsidies for their profits. Perhaps GE’s CEO Jeffrey Immelt was unavailable
when O-buma chose Bryson.
His ironic statement was this: In this new role, John
[Bryson] will be able to draw on decades of business experience across a range
of industries," Mr. Obama said. "That's
the expertise that will help us create new jobs and make America more
competitive in the global economy." What the President meant is that he wants to
outsource jobs to China and India, redistribute American wealth to South
America and Africa, to nationalize our industries through regulation and
taxation, to bloat government bureaucracies and welfare rolls, and to turn the
US into the new Greece. That is irony.
May your gods be with you.
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